👽 Alien Squirka

Welcome to the third member of the Traveling Duck Founding Flock!


🛸 Origin Story

Alien Squirka arrived on Earth after detecting strange energy signals coming from the Bowling Green Duck Pond.

At first, she believed she had discovered an advanced duck civilization. After several minutes of observation, she revised her theory to: "adorable, chaotic, and possibly snack-motivated."

Squirka quickly became fascinated with shiny objects, rubber ducks, and the mysterious Earth custom known as "collecting things for no clear reason."

Although she insists she is a squirrel, most experts remain unconvinced. Squirka considers this a failure of Earth science, not a flaw in her story.

She now travels the world gathering evidence, making friends, and helping Squirko investigate the Great Galactic Acorn.

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